so the other day my mom looked outside and saw my cat and freaked out because he’d escaped so she bribed him back in with a treat and closed the door
then she turned around and saw two of my cat sitting there and realized she’d let in a practically identical stray so she shooed him out again
now my (actual) cat spends HOURS every day with his nose pressed against the window or screen door and the twin cat on the other side and they just hold their paws out to one another and sit there mournfully
it’s actually the most tragic romantic cat love story of all time
Egbert: I’ve heard that you’re taking a stand against the FILTHY DEVIL, Godwin! You’re going to BASH him up good?!
That insalubrious blackguard Godwin is truly the very SOUL of evil incarnate! His PESTIFEROUS being spreads evil to everything it TOUCHES! Stormfist USED to be mine, I tell you! It RIGHTFULLY belongs to the House of Aethelbald! He TOOK it from me, he TRICKED everyone! FILTHY, FILTHY DEVIL!
No QUARTER or MERCY for the FILTHY DEVIL! BASH HIS EXECRABLEMALEFICENT RANCOROUSDAMNABLEFACE!DEVIL!PERFIDIOUSMISERABLEODIOUSWRETCH!
To be honest, thinking about it makes me a bit batty sometimes. I hope it’s not too noticeable.Your Highness! Please! Let me join your army! I must DEFEAT that FILTHY DEVIL Godwin! My own two HANDS shall squeeze his neck!I’ll STAB him in the forehead with my FINGERNAIL! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!
—Suikoden V, Recruiting Egbert. (Damn, son, why don’t you tell us how you REALLY feel?)